Wide berth

Kid 1 addresses me in her "Why yes, I am adorable" voice.

"They call me Princess Fighters.... Because I have a baseball bat.... And I hit bad guys with it."

Irrelevant

At the library play area, I look up from my book to see Kid 1 performing an armbar throw on Kid 2. Slightly later:

Me: What were you trying to do?
Kid 1: I love Kid 2 SO MUCH.