12.09.2010

The sixteenth day before Christmas

Before I ever read Dicken's A Christmas Carol, I knew the story backwards and forwards.  When I was growing up, my home town put on a progressive performance of the story every year.  Shops around the courthouse square would host a scene of the play, and the audience would go from place to place, seeing the show piece by piece. Other shops would host musicians or serve hot cider and cookies, and the owner of the photography studio would roast chestnuts on the corner in front of his storefront, with a fire inside a big metal drum.

Other community members would dress in Victorian fashion and wander about the square, adding to the Dickensian atmosphere.  I loved to see the rat-catcher, a man dressed in rags and fingerless gloves, who would sneak up on the unsuspecting and thrust a handful of giant rubber rats at their noses.

It wasn't great art, but it did bring everyone out together on crisp December nights.  And as a result, my mental image of the Ghost of Christmas Past is of a man in a raggedy brown beard, a green velveteen robe, and an advent wreath on his head, surrounded by plastic food and fake ivy and standing in the newspaper office between the glass-fronted conference room and the Toys for Tots Christmas tree.

Here's the real deal:
It was his own room. There was no doubt about that. But it had undergone a surprising transformation. The walls and ceiling were so hung with living green, that it looked a perfect grove; from every part of which, bright gleaming berries glistened. The crisp leaves of holly, mistletoe, and ivy reflected back the light, as if so many little mirrors had been scattered there; and such a mighty blaze went roaring up the chimney, as that dull petrifaction of a hearth had never known in Scrooge's time, or Marley's, or for many and many a winter season gone. Heaped up on the floor, to form a kind of throne, were turkeys, geese, game, poultry, brawn, great joints of meat, sucking-pigs, long wreaths of sausages, mince-pies, plum-puddings, barrels of oysters, red-hot chestnuts, cherry-cheeked apples, juicy oranges, luscious pears, immense twelfth-cakes, and seething bowls of punch, that made the chamber dim with their delicious steam. In easy state upon this couch, there sat a jolly Giant, glorious to see:, who bore a glowing torch, in shape not unlike Plenty's horn, and held it up, high up, to shed its light on Scrooge, as he came peeping round the door.

"Come in!" exclaimed the Ghost. "Come in, and know me better, man."

Scrooge entered timidly, and hung his head before this Spirit. He was not the dogged Scrooge he had been; and though the Spirit's eyes were clear and kind, he did not like to meet them.

"I am the Ghost of Christmas Present," said the Spirit. "Look upon me."

Scrooge reverently did so. It was clothed in one simple green robe, or mantle, bordered with white fur. This garment hung so loosely on the figure, that its capacious breast was bare, as if disdaining to be warded or concealed by any artifice. Its feet, observable beneath the ample folds of the garment, were also bare; and on its head it wore no other covering than a holly wreath, set here and there with shining icicles. Its dark brown curls were long and free; free as its genial face, its sparkling eye, its open hand, its cheery voice, its unconstrained demeanour, and its joyful air. Girded round its middle was an antique scabbard; but no sword was in it, and the ancient sheath was eaten up with rust.

12.08.2010

The seventeenth day before Christmas

One of my favorite Christmas recordings is "Now it is Christmas Again" by Garrison Keillor.  The title comes from a traditional Swedish Christmas song, "Nu är det jul igen."  There's also a painting of the same name by Carl Larsson, a Swedish artist.

The song itself goes like this:
Nu är jul igen
och nu är jul igen,
och julen vara skall till påska.

Så är det påsk igen
och så är det påsk igen
och påsken vara skall till jul'a.

Det var inte sant'
och det var inte sant
för däremellan kommer fasta.
Frankly, it sounds more impressive in Swedish.  Here's a translation:
Now it's Yule again,
And now it's Yule again,
And Yule will last until Easter:

Then it's Easter again,
And then it's Easter again,
And Easter lasts until Yule.

That's not true
And that's not true
For in between comes fasting.
To go along with that profound description of the Christmas season, here's a lovely arrangement of the song being performed at a St. Lucia's Day celebration.


12.07.2010

Just a little extra...

One of the blogs I follow is called "Vintage Kids' Books My Kid Loves," and, as you would expect, the blogger there has been posting some Christmas selections.  Today, she wrote about a set of books that I loved as a child but had completely forgotten, the Christmas Nutshell Library.  Check it out!

The eighteenth day before Christmas

Last night, I had rehearsal for the church-Christmas-sing, and since that involves NOISE!, SING!, and FEAST! (excuse my grammar, please), I thought this was appropriate.  In addition, the Grinch has the greatest evil-genius smile ever, so that's worth looking at, I think.

All the Who girls and boys would wake bright and early. They'd rush for their toys!
And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the Noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
That's one thing he hated! The NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! 

Then the Whos, young and old, would sit down to a feast.
 And they'd feast! And they'd feast! 
And they'd FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!
They would feast on Who-pudding, and rare Who-roast beast
Which was something the Grinch couldn't stand in the least! 
 
And THEN They'd do something he liked least of all!
Every Who down in Who-ville, the tall and the small,
Would stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing.
They'd stand hand-in-hand. And the Whos would start singing! 
They'd sing! And they'd sing!  
And they'd SING! SING! SING! SING! 
And the more the Grinch thought of this Who-Christmas-Sing,
The more the Grinch thought, "I must stop this whole thing!"
"Why, for fifty-three years I've put up with it now!"
"I MUST stop this Christmas from coming!  ...But HOW?"
 
Then he got an idea! An awful idea!
THE GRINCH GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!  

12.06.2010

The nineteenth day before Christmas


"Annunciation," by John Donne 

Salvation to all that will is nigh;
That All, which always is all everywhere,
Which cannot sin, and yet all sins must bear,
Which cannot die, yet cannot choose but die,
Lo, faithful virgin, yields Himself to lie
In prison, in thy womb; and though He there
Can take no sin, nor thou give, yet He will wear,
Taken from thence, flesh, which death's force may try.
Ere by the spheres time was created, thou
Wast in His mind, who is thy Son and Brother;
Whom thou conceivst, conceived; yea thou art now
Thy Maker's maker, and thy Father's mother;
Thou hast light in dark, and shutst in little room,
Immensity cloistered in thy dear womb.

From the St. Paul's manuscript, c. 1620, via Digital Donne

The twentieth day before Christmas

Whoops, I'm late!  Due to the snow, the church ladies' Christmas tea was postponed one day, which cut into my Sunday blogging time.  Here's a bit more about winter weather, in honor of my ten-degree wait at the bus stop this morning, from Garrison Keillor:
Growing up in a place that has winter, you learn to avoid self-pity. Winter is not a personal experience; everybody is as cold as you, so you shouldn't complain about it too much. You learn this as a kid, coming home crying from the cold, and Mother looks down and says, ‘It's only a little frostbite. You're okay.' And thus you learn to be okay. What's done is done. Get over it. Drink your coffee. It's not the best you'll ever get, but it's good enough.
In other news, though I love cold weather, something I love even better was walking out of the Christmas Tea last night to find my car parked and warming in the garage, thanks to Pastor and his valet-parking Christmas elves.

12.04.2010

The twenty-first day before Christmas

We're supposed to get a whole lot of snow today, so here's Katy and the Big Snow.  Nearly everyone knows Katy's "big brother" Mike the Steam Shovel, but I like Katy better.


The story continues:

A strong wind came up and drifts began to form. ... The snow reached the first story windows ... the second story windows ... and then it stopped.

One by one the truck snow plows broke down. ... The roads were blocked. ... No traffic could move. ... The schools, the stores, the factories were closed. ... The railroad station and airport were snowed in. ... The mail couldn't go through. ... The Police couldn't protect the city. ... The telephone and power lines were down. ... There was a break in the water main. ... The doctor couldn't get his patient to the hospital. ... The Fire Department was helpless. ... Everyone and everything was stopped ... but ...

KATY.

This is one of my favorite children's book illustrations.  Click to enlarge!

12.03.2010

The twenty-second day before Christmas

I grew up smack in the middle of the area that Laura Ingalls Wilder wrote about.  In fact, my hometown is about equidistant from Pepin, WI, (Little House in the Big Woods) and De Smet, SD (Silver Lake, Happy Golden Years, etc.).  Mom read the whole series aloud to my sisters and me, and we went to the Plum Creek pageant on a couple of occasions.

You can visit the location of the Ingalls' dugout on the bank of Plum Creek, but nowadays it's just a hole in the ground.  The land along the creek is wooded now, but if you've ever been to a southern Minnesota plain in the winter, it's easy to imagine Pa, caught in a blizzard on his way back from town, only a few yards from home but unable to find it in the white-out.  Pa makes it back, but most of the Christmas gifts don't: 
Then he went to the big buffalo coat and he took out of one of its pockets a flat, square edge can of bright tin. He asked, "What do you think I have brought you for Christmas dinner?"

They could not guess.

"Oysters!" said Pa. "Nice, fresh oysters! They were frozen solid when I got them, and they are frozen solid yet. Better put them in the lean-to, Caroline, so they will stay that way till tomorrow."

Laura touched the can. It was cold as ice.
"I ate up the oyster crackers, and I ate up the Christmas candy, but by jinks," said Pa, "I brought the oysters home!"
Just in case you've never seen a white-out, here's a photo:


Those slightly darker streaks are trees.

12.02.2010

The twenty-third day before Christmas

"Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's" by Robert Seymour from The Pickwick Papers, Vol. 1, in The Works of Charles Dickens in 34 Volumes, New York: Scribner, 1898

Everyone is familiar with Dicken's Christmas Carol, but here is the Christmas from Pickwick:
We write these words now, many miles distant from the spot at which, year after year, we met on that day, a merry and joyous circle. Many of the hearts that throbbed so gaily then, have ceased to beat; many of the looks that shone so brightly then, have ceased to glow; the hands we grasped, have grown cold; the eyes we sought, have hid their lustre in the grave; and yet the old house, the room, the merry voices and smiling faces, the jest, the laugh, the most minute and trivial circumstances connected with those happy meetings, crowd upon our mind at each recurrence of the season, as if the last assemblage had been but yesterday!

Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childish days; that can recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth; that can transport the sailor and the traveller, thousands of miles away, back to his own fireside and his quiet home!
As a child, I lived near most of my relatives from both Mom and Dad's families, so we saw everyone at Christmas.  Christmas Eve was at our house after the candlelight service, with Dad's family: usually Grandma and Grandpa, an aunt, two uncles, six cousins, and four cousins-once-removed, plus various other cousins, in-laws, and guests from year to year. 

Not a Christmas photo, but this is paternal Grandpa with Twin Sister and me
 Christmas morning was for our presents at home.  Poor Mom and Dad got to clean up the family party late into the night, only to have Twin Sister and I leap into their bed with an armful of jingle-belled Christmas stockings at 7 a.m.  

This is what Christmas morning looks like in the modern era.
Christmas dinner was with Mom's parents in the next town over, and if everyone came, we would have Grandma and Grandpa, two aunts, two uncles, six cousins, homemade ice cream and a whole lotta peanuts-in-the-shell.  Also, the giant snow pile in the parking lot across the street.

Christmas at maternal Grandma and Grandpa's with three of the cousins
The traditional Christmas morning still happens about every other year—without the 7 a.m. part and with the addition of the three sons-in-law.

The other Christmas gatherings have not lasted.  Some of it is because, as Dickens says "the eyes we sought, have hid their lustre in the grave."  Some of it is just because of growing up, belonging to different families, and living far from home.  But the memories "crowd upon my mind" at this time of year, and I miss the days when we would put Mannheim Steamroller on the stereo and tear around the house with our hair in foam curlers, waiting for the moment when Uncle Bob, our beardless Santa Claus, would appear with three giant bags of toys for the family, while Mom tried to gather us into the kitchen to set the tables and finished the cheese-wrapped olives and the bacon-wrapped dates. 

This is a year in which my immediate family will be scattered to the four winds for the holiday, and I won't see a single one of the cousins. So in memory of "the delusions of our childish days" and just to mix my sources:

God bless us, every one!
Illustration by George T. Tobin, in A Christmas Carol, New York: Stokes, 1899

12.01.2010

The twenty-fourth day before Christmas

Hey!

In honor of the first day of December, here's the beginning of the best Christmas book ever, The Best Christmas Pageant Ever. Dad read this one aloud to us every year, while Big Sister claimed to HATE it (though not as much as she disliked Uncle Mistletoe. I'll save that one for another day).  We would all start laughing pages in advance of the funny parts, and Dad would have to pass the book around the dinner table to whomever could still breathe.
The Herdmans were absolutely the worst kids in the history of the world. They lied, and stole, and smoked cigars (even the girls), and talked dirty, and hit little kids, and cussed their teachers, and took the name of the Lord in vain, and set fire to Fred Shoemaker's old broken-down tool-shed.

And because I just can't resist, here are a couple of other favorite passages.
There was also a sign in the yard that said "Beware Of The Cat."
New kids always laughed about that till they got a look at the cat. It was the meanest looking animal I ever saw. It had one short leg and a broken tall and one missing eye, and the mailman wouldn't deliver anything to the Herdmans because of it.
"I don't think it's a regular cat at all," the mailman told my father. I think those kids went up in the hills and caught themselves a bobcat."
"Oh, I don't think you can tame a wild bobcat," my father said.
"I'm sure you can't," said the mailman. "They'd never try to tame it; they'd just try to make it wilder than it was to begin with."
Have you ever done a Google image search for "cat on a length of chain"?  Don't bother.  Flickr, on the other hand:
Life On A Chain
This cat is way too pretty, of course.
And then there's Alice:

"I don't think it's very nice to say Mary was pregnant," Alice Wendleken whispered to me.

"But she was," I pointed out. In a way, though, I agreed with her. It sounded too ordinary. Anybody could be pregnant. "Great with child" sounded better for Mary.

"I'm not supposed to talk about people being pregnant." Alice folded her hands in her lap and pinched her lips together. "I'd better tell my mother."

"Tell her what?"

"That your mother is talking about things like that in church. My mother might not want me to be here."

I was pretty sure she would do it. She wanted to be Mary, and she was mad at Mother. ...Mrs. Wendleken didn't even want cats to have kittens or birds to lay eggs, and she wouldn't let Alice play with anybody who had two rabbits.
She's just so... Alice-y.