Are you sure?

We had to stay late at church, which means both lunch and naptime are delayed, so we got a quick lunch at Wendy's. I handed the kiddo a chicken nugget.

"Chicken nu'et. This is food?"

She remains skeptical of Arby's "roast beef," too, so I think we can conclude that she is much wiser than the rest of us.

It might be snacktime

Kiddo: "Dog say woof, bark bark. Goat say maaaaa. Sheep say... NO FOOD!"

Stealthy

Kiddo is pursuing a fly around the apartment with the flyswatter in a less-than useful way.

"Come back! Come back! Oh, fwyyyyyyyyy! Wake up!"

Pots'n'pans

The kiddo brought me her apron to put on this morning, and then she ran for the kitchen.

Her: C'mon, mama, mama, c'mon. DO DISHES!

Somebody call Mom Judy, I think I got a kitchen girl.

Color commentary

I walked into the living room, where Kiddo was watching the Steelers/Patriots game. She turned to me.

Her: Fa' down and BUMP!

She turned back to the screen and held out her arms for a hug.

Her: Aw right, foo'ba's. Hold you. Kisses a' better.