Synthesis

It's fascinating to see the kiddo combining concepts from various sources, but sometimes she ends up with something like this:

"I'm a tickly crab, and I just eat crabs with my crab-paws!"

Truth to power

Kiddo addresses an important issue with one of her parents: "Your butt is... pretty huge."

Learning

Kiddo makes Mama proud: 
After naptime, I asked the kiddo if she wanted to help me make bread. She dragged her stepstool to our baking station and surveyed the countertop.

Her: Fiwst, we need some ingwedients.

Kiddo makes Daddy proud:
 T.G. and Kiddo are going to watch some music videos on YouTube.

Him: What should we listen to?
Her: I want a Meshuggah song.