Reinventing the wheel

I ask whether Kiddo is planning to make a sandwich with the plastic lunchmeat in her hand.

"I AM-N'T! ...I'm not."

Referential

Kiddo's version of Dr. Seuss' ABC:

What stuff B?
What stuff B?
What stuff B?
Baby bubbles.
Bumblebee, too.

Secret

"Mom, mom! I'm going to whisper in your ear!"
...
"Dingo wine."

apples and oranges

Kiddo wanted refried beans for snacktime. Okay, fine. She was carrying her bowl to the table when she happily exclaimed, "Yum! It's just like ice cream!"